An unwelcomed visitor

HELP!
a HUMONGOUS, GIGANTIC spider had just gatecrashed my room

where's my hero when i need one??!! wtf

We, the spider and I, was playing hide-and-seek just now. It hid and i sought.

When i finally found it, with my sister's Galaxy Magazine rolled into a baseball bat on my hand, i hit it hard. but guess what, I MISS IT! wtf

Smart ass: Stupid la you, just use sheltox la. spray at it then it will die one ma
Me: you think i so stupid issit. of course i know la but no sheltox already ba. sheesh

(i know the above dialogues are lame, useless or what so ever, but i'm bored ok)

i tried hitting it twice and failed, i finally gave up. i will just have to wait for my hero to help me get rid of it.

It is now resting at a corner, making webs at the same time. Meanwhile, i have to keep my eyes on it so that it wont run away or else i have to look for him again.

imagine the horror i have to go through, staring at that icky yucky thing with its 6 long, brown with few black stripes legs moving while making webs. eww not a good sight ok. yuck

and last but not least,

I HATE INSECTS!!!!
I HATE THEM, I TRULY HATE THEM!!
I HATE INSECTS TO THE EXTEND THAT
I WOULD WIPE OUT ALL INSECTS IN THE WORLD IF I COULD!!
ARRGHH!!
i really dont understand why they even exist in this world!

p/s: i'm not questioning God's creation, i'm just curious.

Ok. i have to go back and continue my mission now. Bye

UPDATE: my dad was the hero. no picture of the dead spider.sorry :)