Saturday, April 11, 2009

Urban dictionary

(google it if you dont know what it is)

It's an online slang dictionary and the fun things about it is you can defined anything, any word, even any names, the way you like it.

Damn cool wei. i found this site while i was reading this blog.

Apparently this website exist for quite some time but only now i'm aware about it.

I'm so outdated T______T (i dont think i'm the only one wtf)

I looked up my name but found nothing. my name has not been defined by anyone yet.

Look what i found about 'Alvin'
(the followings are copied and pasted from urbandictionary.com)


First definition
Alvin 61 up, 21 down love ithate it

the act of placing one's balls into a woman's mouth; which causes her to look like a chipmunk storing nuts for the winter.
Since Dianne had a large mouth, she was able to perform the Alvin with ease on Mark.
(wtf?!! damn funny la this one. i wonder why this person defined like that. just curious. maybe he/she is talking from experiences wtf)


Second definition
Alvin 82 up, 89 down love ithate it

Developing a quarter size blister on the head of your penis while performing dry anal sex on a farm animal with genital warts.
I had the worst alvin ever after I screwed that dirty ass goat.
(how this person associate the word alvin with this meaning. because i cant wtf )



Third definition
Alvin 3 up, 7 down love ithate it

A person who is both withdrawn away from society.This type of person tends to be extremely quiet and shy.Usually found in their natural habitats of apartment homes playing video games online
(the alvin i know is shy but not drawn away from the society)



Four definition
alvin 171 up, 61 down love ithate it

a very sensitive person who is fun to hang around with and is not very talkative and tries to be a thug when he can
hey alvin wanna go to the movies yeah after i go bust a lick
(no comment)



Fifth definition
alvin 136 up, 30 down love ithate it

Chipmunk from the 80's cartoon
"This IS the 80's Alvin"
(seriously man, most people are reminded of chipmunks when they heard the name alvin. great minds think alike wtf)


Anyway , i rate today 5/10

today is such an unproductive day. only played badminton with my sis for half an hour. after that, straight away i went to find my lover: TV

i have been slugging around ever since i got back from KL. i can even feel my brain rusting wtf.

i am really going to have a hard time recapping what i learnt before in taylors.

even the basic structure of DNA, i cant remember. Organic chemistry is also going to kill me. i'm struggling. wtf

Goodness. i wish for a super duper truper good memory. (is truper a word? wtf)

Now, i really am stupid T_________T

toodles :(

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